Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Zombiez

Zombiez: F-

in it's entirety wasn't as bad as the first 10 mins. It doesn't start to have a plot until 1 hour into it. Seriously. I'm 100% not lying. The first HOUR (it seems like forever) is just a black chick running around from her mill to her house, back to the mill, into the forest(for no reason), onto a road, which leads her back to the mill. Pointless. The worse parts were the kills,....alright i think it's safe to say i've seen some horror movies in my day. But i've never seen a director have the audacity,....or rather idiocy, to try to pull off what this movie considers "kills"...... Bloody t-shirts with zombiez "acting" like they're pulling raw chicken and hamburger out of a visably non injured midsection. Zombiez hitting victims with the HANDLE of their PLASTIC meat cleavers. This movie plain fuckin sucked and i wish byran cook was dead.


-MilkmanDan

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