Mostly hairless mammal Timothy Treadwell after a failed career as an actor decides to reinvent himself as a more sensitive form of Steve Irwin and befriend the planet's most ferocious mammals. Up close shots of bears fighting, shitting, and nearly attacking the protagonist provide highlights, while anytime the protagonist is on screen makes you wish you were the bear that mauled him. The best explanation for his long survival among grizzly bears comes from the ranger guy who says the bears probably thought he was retarded.
-Big Red
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