The ONLY reason this movie doesn't get a UV is because I recommend that anyone who wants to see just how bad this movie could really be checks it out. It would be impossible to compress all my criticisms of this film into one bromidic review, but I have to say that the Americainization of the characters along with the movie's childlike predictablity are insults to Alan Moore as a creator and a writer. I honestly liked Van Helsing better now that I think about it. Oh, and Alan Quartermain wasn't FUCKING Welsh (fuckin Conrey). I hope Stuart Granger's ghost whoops Conrey's ass.
Real LXG kicks ass:
-Josh C
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