Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Four Rooms

Four Rooms: D-

Four directors co-pilot this flamboyant comedy that stars Tim Roth as Ted, an uptight bellboy alone in a shady hotel on New Years eve. Full of Witch-rape, dead hookers, children smoking, guns, Antonio Bendares, and Quintin Tarentino's writing. Everyone's acting sucked. The movie was so intense and exotic that it makes Tim Burton films look as wild as Electric Zombies. Tarentino nerds will like the final quarter of the movie since it's directed by and stars the fuckin guy. And his forehead. And is saturated with 'witty' monologues that show how well read he is on classic cinema. Tim Roth's acting is annoying as fuck since he acts like an autistic Ace Ventura; Not as funny as it sounds btw.

please God:

-Josh C

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