Serenity

Serenity: C-

This movie was well acted at times but mostly had really lame acting with a primitive script and a plot that could've come from an 80's cartoon show. The bad guy was a fuckin samurai from the year 4000 with some British teeth while the good guy was Han Solo, Indiana Jones, The Man with No Name, and fuckin Donahue rolled into one boring pussy. The CGI made PS1 look like real life. I think I saw Mario riding Yoshi in the fuckin background while one of the actors delivered one of Whedon's hideous one liners; Probably worse than Alien Resurrection I’ll stick to X-men comics…

-joSh C