Saturday, April 21, 2007

Smoking Aces

Smoking Aces: C-

Its like Snatch for Yankee wankers. Following a typical Guy Ritchie formula, theme-based killers are locked in a blood soaked rat-race with really loud music and gritty photography. Meh. Double meh. The movie was pretty cool until the fucking emo ending gave me a brain tumor like a generation Z fetus downloading an AFI ringtone. Some of the characters were cool, but the movie as a whole is a played out cliche and would've been cool if it came out 20 years ago. Overacted, loud, predictable, and full of Piven being Piven at his most Pivenest. This is a must for fans of Ben Affleck, whoever you are...

-Josh C

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