Saturday, April 21, 2007

Fangs

Fangs D-

This lionsgate atrocity is set in the year 1998 and is about a race of genetically altered bats that are reeking havoc on a small town. The two main actors are horrible and have about as much chemistry as a creepy crawlers lab, and you think the main dudes daughter is hot until you realize that she weighs 30lbs and has no ass. Overall the script is predictable and lame with all of the jokes falling flat on their faces. The best character is the main dudes daughters boyfriend but he has about 3 lines rendering him ineffective. This movies bite is weak and sucks the blood out of the horror genre.

-Cook

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