Thursday, January 4, 2007

Nick Fury: Agent of Shield

Nick Fury: Agent of Shield - UV



I don't even know where to start the bashing of this piece of shit. Episodes of "Eerie, Indiana" had better quality and fewer mistakes than this. Hasslehoff not only sucks in his portrale of Nick Fury, he also doesn't know how to smoke a cigar. The villaness acted like a star from a 80's soap opera with a terribly underdone german accent that was so bad I'd apologize to Nazis for insulting their culture. You could see Hasslehoffs eye through his eye patch. This was to "good" what Shindler's List was to "romantic comedy."


-Anton Voorhees

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i can't believe you referenced eriee indiana, i fuckin' loved that show