Tuesday, December 5, 2006

skeleton man

skeleton man: B-

maybe it was just because i watched this movie the morning after screaming dead that i liked it so much. but maybe it was just a good horror flick. The skeleton man is a native american that went fuckin ballistic on too much peyote or some shit. Anyway he rides around on a horse that can create black holes in the air as to justify the classic horror "bamfing" if you will. He weilds a bow and arrow and a long sword which he decapitates many of victims with. then taking them to pile he's making in the forest. Anyway he goes against Michael Rooker casper van dien and some chicks and eventually goes against a whole army which becomes obscenely fake, in one part he takes down a helecopter with his normal bow and arrows, i mean, at least rambo had like a fuckin burning marshmellow on his arrow when he did it. Yea so, i reccomend this shit just for the end scene where the Rook challenges the Skeleton Man to a one on one fight to the end.


-MilkmanDan

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